Tissue paper

Girls are very amazed that I as a guy carries tissue papers around. But no one really knows how important a packet of tissues is and how it can save lives in times of emergencies.

I was having a chat with Ed The Tech Guy on my mobile while taking a crap. We were talking about going to this place to eat copious amounts of beef. And I realised...

"Fuck, Edwin! There's no toilet paper in the cubicle!

"Luckily, I've got tissue paper on me!"